Friday Open Thread

Reach into the Hairpin Top-Notch Content Box of April 28-May 2, 2014 and you will find a medium zucchini, a 10-year-old pair of sweatpants, the Susan B. Anthony case for female bicyclists, a T-shirt from Korea with a cockatoo on it, an annotated universal experience, a bad case of Premature Send, a pair of toe shoes and a nonexistent race card, a discussion between a sex worker and her client, Chief Queefer Mockingbird, and some old Mimi mixtapes.

I can’t wait for this weekend, which works out well, as it’s now the weekend. I hope everyone’s feeling good? We’ll see you back here on Monday.

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