Feminist Humblebrags

“My doctor says I’m underweight, but I don’t care what a man thinks about my body.”

“I was promoted to partner at the firm. It comes with a 30% raise that still isn’t as much as my male counterparts make, thanks to the wage gap.”

“My father wants to walk me down the aisle at my seaside wedding. I told him that I don’t adhere to patriarchy, even on a yacht.”

-At McSweeney’s, some excellent Feminist Humblebrags: almost as good as “Flaws Only A Protagonist Could Have.”