Better Chipotle Cups

by Bobby Finger

“Starting Thursday, VF Daily can exclusively reveal, bags and cups in Chipotle’s stores will be adorned with original text by [Jonathan Safran] Foer, Malcolm Gladwell, Toni Morrison, George Saunders, and Vanity Fair contributing editor Michael Lewis… ‘I selected the writers, and insofar as there was any editing, I did it,’ Foer said. ‘I tried to put together a somewhat eclectic group, in terms of styles. I wanted some that were essayistic, some fiction, some things that were funny, and somewhat thought provoking.’” –VanityFair.com

Some additional suggestions for Foer’s consideration below.

Previously: Selena, ‘Selena,’ and “Selenas”

Bobby Finger would pay extra for goop.