The Stupid Trendy Cocktail Bar Name Generator

Remember Hairpin pal Lauren Hallden’s online dating loren ipsum text generator? (“Glass half-full using my farmshare. Netflix my eyes Woody Allen stepping outside your comfort zone, if you’re still reading this medical school happy hour too many to list tattoos. I’m just a regular guy I enjoy making lasagna from scratch pickles fascinates me.”) Now she’s gone and done it again with trendy cocktail bars: the first ones I got were “Pistol & Hoof,” “Bull & Hatchet” and “Brim & Crumble.” Story checks out! [Name My Bar]