The Woman Who Simultaneously Manages Dina Lohan, Michael Lohan, and Michael Lohan’s Girlfriend

At the New York times, Michael Musto profiled Gina Rodriguez, a former porn actress who’s worked as publicist and manager to Octomom, Sydney Leathers, many Real Housewives, Tila Tequila, Teen Moms, Tan Mom, the White House gate-crashers, Donata Melina Nicolette “Dina” Lohan, her ex-husband, and her ex-husband’s girlfriend Kate Major:

Ms. Rodriguez started booking [Michael] Lohan on shows like “Entertainment Tonight” and “Inside Edition,” where he argued his side in various disputes, like swearing that his ex-wife Dina Lohan’s claims of domestic abuse were lies.

Ms. Rodriguez also represents Dina Lohan, Ms. Lohan’s mother, but she tries to stay out of their family battles, except when it is for television. Last year, Ms. Rodriguez booked Michael and Dina Lohan on “The Test” a syndicated TV talk show, which billed the appearance as their first interview together. It didn’t go so well. A typical exchange:

He said: “She drank every day. She was abusing herself by drinking and doing cocaine. With my daughter.”

She said: “You’re disgusting and a liar!”

Complicating things even further, Ms. Rodriguez also represented Mr. Lohan’s girlfriend, Kate Major, who has had her share of tabloid coverage. “It seems like everyone’s arguing, but it’s actually easy for me to work with all three of them,” said the unflappable Ms. Rodriguez. “I’m almost like the mediator.”

At the end of the article, Rodriguez says, “I’m not exploiting them. They come to me. Prior to coming to me, they’ve already exploited themselves.” Related: that trailer for the Lindsay Lohan OWN show. Are you gonna watch it? [NYT]