“The parade lasts just 100 yards and travels between the village’s two pubs”

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone who’s got a little or a lot of Irish in you. [Vitamin D joke] Here’s a brief history of the endorsement tussles of New York City’s annual, anti-LGBT parade; Guinness, who has lobbied for today to become a national holiday and throws 36 St. Patrick’s Day parties in Malaysia alone, just withdrew their sponsorship. And here’s a little gem from the St. Patrick’s Day Wikipedia page:
The shortest St Patrick’s Day parade in the world takes place in Dripsey, Cork. The parade lasts just 100 yards and travels between the village’s two pubs.