How to Make a Successful TV Drama

Mix and match least 10?

– Scars

– Dead or dying animals

– Dead or dying people

– Tattoos

– Twisted sex, especially incest

– Teenage girls and/or women with ASTOUNDINGLY fantastic hair

– Rituals with masks

– Plaid

– Teenage girls and/or women with ASTOUNDINGLY fantastic skin

– Vast quantities of alcohol

– Men with amazing forearms

– Taxidermy

– Unusual teeth

– Children’s drawings

– Drawings that look like they could be children’s drawings but aren’t

– Bugs

– Amazing breasts

– Nobody ever smiling or laughing

– Forests

– Prostitution

– People or things being underwater

– Hot guys with secrets

– Women with scratchy voices

Edith Zimmerman watches The Fall, True Detective, The Returned, Top of the Lake, Black Mirror, and Twin Peaks from inside a bug crawling on a scar near the old campground.