Are You DTQ?

From last week, but maybe you missed it, Hairpin pal Kassia Miller was over at McSweeney’s documenting The Queso Dip Consumption Ritual Between Female Roommates, which, I don’t know, you could find relatable, possibly:

A day, a week, a month will go by before either roommate dares discuss the jar of queso dip. Several jars of salsa, bags of chips, the odd tub of icing, all of these foodstuffs will come and go. But Queen Queso shall remain, biding her time as the roommates bide theirs.

The first step toward consumption will begin with a casual aside: “Oh, I noticed we had some queso?” one roommate will remark. While delivered as an off-the-cuff observation, the twinkle in the roommate’s eyes will betray her true intentions.

She is obviously “DTQ”: Down to queso.

[McSweeney’s, photo via]