Wine Condoms: Would Buy
Via Complex, here is a promising campaign to make wine condoms a part of all our lives, should we want them to be. Wine condoms are exactly what they sound like: nice little protective devices that will cover your half-empty (mostly empty) bottle, preventing us from having to mess with a bunch of winey Saran Wrap that sort of starts to levitate away from the bottle, or a stopper that makes the wine too tall to fit on your refrigerator shelf or whose cork breaks off and crumbles into the rest of your beverage, which happened to me two days ago. Wine condoms!
Related: three-piece formal condoms.