Impress Her With a Clean Bong

“That was a friend who emailed me. I hadn’t talked to him in a while, and he wrote and said: ‘Hey, how are you? San Fran’s great, I’m seeing a new lady, and I want to impress her with a clean bong.’”

— We’ll have more with Clean Person Jolie Kerr on the site next week, but please tide yourself over with her Q&A in the New York Times (!) today. My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag is due out next Tuesday, and she and Bobby Finger will be chatting at Brooklyn’s Powerhouse Arena next Wednesday, Feb. 26 at 7 p.m. Details here. Press your shirt, you filthy animals.