Friday Open Thread

The weekend’s coming! What Would Winter Olympics Ice Witch Do? Maybe she’d:

• Rule at naked yoga; she’d definitely have been Posh, too

• Already know how to get surfbort hair and how to make daikon cakes for the snack luge

• Check her horoscope and be like “Whatever, I’m my own sign”

• Dress like she’s in a fairytale for all the events she hates (the Olympics Ice Witch hates everything)

• Skip the co-ed baby shower and recognize no celebrity offspring but her own

• Make a nice Manhattan, join (or lead!) the flower cult.

Was your week Ice Witchy? How’s the weekend looking? Thanks for hanging with us, and we’ll see you on Monday.