A Very Romantic Valentine’s Day Video

Here is hilarious Hairpin pal Michelle Markowitz’s profound visual meditation on the importance of managing expectations in your love life. (“I could see us going to the opera, but I could also see us going to, like, a gala?”/”No, she seems pretty chill, I don’t think she’s into ~prescribed dates~”). There is a happy ending, or at least it seems happy to me!

Previously, “Home for the Holidays,” and also I’ll take any excuse to reread “Drake-Centric Fantasies While Dying on the Elliptical” from 2012.