NFL Mascots, Ranked

by Megan Reynolds

28. Indianapolis Colts — Blue, a colt

27. Cleveland Browns — Chomps, a dog

26. St. Louis Rams — Rampage, a ram

25. Cincinnati Bengals — Who Dey, a bengal tiger

24. Houston Texans — Toro, a bull

23. San Diego Chargers — Boltman

22. Oakland Raiders — Raider Rusher, a humanoid

21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers — Captain Fear, a pirate

20. Miami Dolphins — T.D , a dolphin

19. Kansas City Chiefs — K.C. Wolf, a wolf

18. Jacksonville Jaguars — Jaxson de Ville, a jaguar

17. Atlanta Falcons — Freddie Falcon — a falcon

16. Detroit Lions — Roary, a lion

15. Denver Broncos — Miles, a horse

14. Dallas Cowboys — Rowdy, a cowboy

13. Arizona Cardinals — Big Red, a bird

12. New England Patriots — Pat Patriot, an American Revolutionary war hero

11. New Orleans Saints — Gumbo & Sir Saint, a weird dog and a big-chinned saint

10. Seattle Seahawks — Blitz, a “seahawk”

9. Buffalo Bills — Billy Buffalo

8. Baltimore Ravens — Poe, a raven

7. Carolina Panthers — Sir Purr, a panther

6. Tennessee Titans — T-Rac, a raccoon

5. Pittsburgh Steelers — Steely McBeam, a steelworker

4. Philadelphia Eagles — Swoop, an eagle

3. Chicago Bears — Staley Da Bear, a bear

2. San Francisco 49ers — Sourdough Sam, a 49er

1. Minnesota Vikings — Ragnar, a human Viking

Photo via internetsense/flickr.

Megan Reynolds lives in New York, but left her heart with Michael Crabtree.