Celebrate National Clean Off Your Desk Day With Jolie

By jia.tolentino January 13, 2014

Are we doing Year of the Clean Person? Surely I can start with Day of the Clean Desk? I cleaned mine off really well on Saturday, but it’s already wearing a light layer of cups and pens and headphones and Kleenex and keys and lighters and sandwich crumbs. Jolie Kerr, perpetual light in the filthy, filthy darkness, suggests an office-cleaning toolkit:

A tube of pre-moistened wipes
Canned air
Isopropyl alcohol
A chamois or other soft cloth for cleaning electronics
A small bottle of dish soap and a quick-dry sponge for cleaning up spills on clothing, upholstery or carpet

Yes. I can do that. Canned air has the bonus of being a great dog-frightener; gotta keep those bitches on their toes. More at Fortune!