Bradley Cooper Reviews Paradise Lost

“Milton, bro? Milton. Fuckin’ — that was the end of it. Motherfucker’s 57 or whatever, blind, dictating it to his fucking daughter-nurse — Paradise Lost? I mean, I just couldn’t… That poem fucking killed me. Satan? That character was un-fucking-believable. I could taste him in my mouth, dude, reading that. I really, really, for some reason, connected with that poem.”

Bradley Cooper is on the cover of GQ this month. Does this bit make you more or less attracted to him? I honestly can’t tell. Maybe if he’d said it in French? [GQ]