917 People Who Are Hotter Than Benedict Cumberbatch

by Bobby Finger and Emma Carmichael

Benedict Cumberbatch is a talented actor. But Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Here are 917 people who are hotter than Benedict Cumberbatch.

1. Martin Freeman
2. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
3. Jeremy Brett
4. Your mom
5. Ron Artest
6. Metta World Peace
7. Prince Harry
8. Prince William
9. Prince Charles
10. This lady who got knocked over by the wind recently
11. Joan Cusack
12. Joan Didion
13. Joan Jett
14. Them
15. Lee Ranaldo
16. Andy Garcia
17. Nathan Stewart-Jarrett
18. Mark Spitz
19. Marc Spitz
20. Danny Trejo
21. Paul Wesley
22. Ian Somerhalder
23. Steven R. McQueen
24. Zach Roerig
25. Michael Trevino
26. Michael Jordan
27. Michael B. Jordan
28. Jordan Knight
29. Jordan Fisher
30. Jules Jordan
31. Montell Jordan
32. Jeremy Jordan
33. Richard Jordan
34. Ben Lee Jordan
35. Jordan Pruitt
36. Jordan Waring
37. Vernon Jordan
38. Matthew Davis
39. Javier Bardem
40. Louis C.K.
41. Tony Plana
42. Tony Danza
43. Sidney Blumenthal
44. Rick Stengel
45. Jimmy Akingbola
46. Alan Igbon
47. Hugh Quarshie
48. Javone Prince
49. Prince
50. Josh Charles
51. Josh Duhamel
52. Josh Turner
53. Josh Hartnett
54. Josh Hamilton
55. Josh Cuthbert
56. Josh Brolin
57. Josh Smith
58. Charles Esten
59. Charles Woodson
60. Charles Kelley
61. Charles Grodin
62. Young Charlie Chaplin
63. Ray Charles
64. RuPaul Andre Charles
65. Beautiful woman on a ladder above the clouds looking far away
66. Roger Klotz
67. Tupac Shakur
68. Tim Tebow
69. Tim McGraw
70. Timbaland
71. This guy
72. Barack Obama
73. Michelle Obama
74. Dominic West
75. Idris Elba
76. Mary Louise Parker
77. Jackie Jackson
78. Tito Jackson
79. Jermaine Jackson
80. Marlon Jackson
81. Michael Jackson
82. Janet Jackson
83. Whoever this was
84. Michael Keaton
85. All of the Michael Keatons in Multiplicity
86. Him
87. Samuel Alito
88. Elena Kagan
89. John G. Roberts
90. Anthony Kennedy
91. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
92. Sonia Sotomayor
93. Stephen G. Breyer
94. Alf
95. Rowan Atkinson
96. Mr. Pibb
97. Dr. Pepper
98. Mr. Clean
99. Mr. Sparkle
100. Elian Gonzalez
101. Sheryl Crow
102. John Wayne
103. Milton Berle
104. The guy next to me in line for pizza earlier today who ordered his slice “well done”
105. Key
106. Peele
107. Henry Ford
108. Joe Isuzu
109. Doc
110. Grumpy
111. Happy
112. Sleepy
113. Bashful
114. Sneezy
115. Dopey
116. Kid Rock
117. Ronald Reagan
118. Joe Jonas
119. Nick Jonas
120. Kevin Jonas
121. Luke Wilson
122. Owen Wilson
123. The other Wilson brother
124. Elijah Wood
125. Henry Kissinger
126. Dan Hedaya
127. Stan Zbornak
128. Dorothy Zbornak
129. Blanche Devereaux
130. Rose Nylund
131. Sophia Petrillo
132. Diane Warren
133. Celine Dion
134. Rene Angelil
135. Albert Nobbs
136. Glenn Close
137. The original Brawny Man
138. Juror #1
139. Juror #2
140. Juror #3
141. Juror #4
142. Juror #5
143. Juror #6.
144. Juror #7
145. Juror #8
146. Juror #9
147. Juror #10
148. Juror #11
149. Bobcat Goldthwait
150. Juror #12
151. Michelle Williams
152. Michelle Williams
153. Kelly Rowland
154. Latavia Roberson
155. Tina Knowles
156. Solange Knowles
157. The Eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleberg
158. “man slipping and falling”
159. The New Face of America
160. Santa Claus
161. A common elf
162. Gaston
163. Lefou
164. Lumiere as a candlestick
165. Lumiere as a man
166. Cogsworth as a clock
167. Cogsworth as a man
168. The wardrobe
169. Sully Sullenberger
170. Mr. Big
171. Aidan Shaw
172. Jack Berger
173. Aleksandr Petrovsky
174. Richard Wright
175. Smith Jerrod
176. Trey MacDougal
177. Bunny MacDougal
178. Harry Goldenblatt
179. Skipper Johnston
180. Robert Leeds
181. Steve Brady
182. Steve Brady’s Mom
183. This
184. Animal
185. Beaker
186. Beauregard
187. Camilla
188. Fozzie
189. Gonzo
190. Janice
191. Kermit
192. Miss Piggy
193. Rizzo
194. Rowlf
195. Scooter
196. The Swedish Chef
197. The cast of The Real World New Orleans
198. Christopher Walken
199. Sinbad
200. Professor Plum
201. Colonel Mustard
202. Mr. Green
203. Mrs. Peacock
204. Mrs. White
205. Mr. Body
206. Ted Cruz
207. The Candyman
208. The other Candyman
209. Jerry
210. George
211. Kramer
212. Newman
213. Bania
214. Mr. Pitt
215. Larry David
216. Cheryl David
217. Craig David
218. Michelangelo’s David
219. David Paymer
220. This block of wood
221. The cast of The Wood
222. The person who delivers your mail
223. The person who delivered you
224. Any clown
225. Sister Mary Clarence
226. Sister Mary Robert
227. Jackee Harry
228. Sister Mary Lazarus
229. Sister Alma
230. Sister Mary Patrick
231. This piece of toast
232. An Oscar
233. An MTV Moon Man
234. A Golden Globe
235. Goldie Hawn
236. Kate Hudson
237. Kurt Russell
238. Harry
239. Any of the Hendersons
240. Laverne
241. Shirley
242. Lenny
243. Squiggy
244. Garry Marshall
245. Penny Marshall
246. Fred Armisen as Penny Marshall
247. Timon
248. Pumba
249. Patrick Wilson
250. Woodrow Wilson
251. Mr. Wilson
252. Wilson
253. Wilson
254. Wilson
255. Phillips
256. Captain Phillips
257. Captain Planet
258. Wind
259. Water
260. Earth
261. Fire
262. Heart
263. Heart
264. The Cowardly Lion
265. The Tin Man
266. The Scarecrow
267. The Wicked Witch of the West
268. The Lollipop Guild
269. A lollipop
270. The Umbrella Man
271. The Lawnmower Man
272. The Orkin Man
273. The Trojan Man
274. The Wicker Man (1973)
275. The Wicker Man (2006)
276. The Music Man
277. The Running Man
278. The Postman
279. The Mothman
280. The Best Man
281. Encino Man
282. The guy who just added you on LinkedIn
283. Gallagher
284. Peter Gallagher
285. Abraham Lincoln
286. Abraham Lincoln’s Cabinet
287. Mary Todd Lincoln
288. Shirley MacLaine
289. Shirley MacLaine
290. Shirley MacLaine
291. Shirley MacLaine
292. Shirley MacLaine
293. Shirley MacLaine
294. Denise Huxtable
295. Vanessa Huxtable
296. Theo Huxtable
297. Rudy Huxtable
298. Clair Huxtable
299. Cliff Huxtable
300. Cousin Pam
301. Cousin Eddie
302. Cousin Itt
303. Cousin Larry
304. The Cloverfield Monster
305. Your RTF 317 Intro to Narrative Film professor
306. Your RTF 317 Intro to Narrative Film TA
307. Most of your TAs, actually
308. Howie Mandel
309. Howie Mandel’s hands
310. Him
311. Jackie Earle Haley
312. A Minion
313. Dorian Gray
314. Meredith Grey
315. The color gray
316. Michael Landon
317. Tyne Daly
318. John Ratzenberger
319. Marg Helgenberger
320. Erin Brockovich
321. Peter Bogdanovich
333. Nosferatu
334. Matisyahu
335. The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain
336. This
337. The missing link
338. Barton Fink
340. This guy
341. This guy
342. This guy
343. These two
344. Her
345. Ewan McGregor
346. Mamie Gummer
347. Grace Gummer
348. Don Gummer
349. Henry Gummer
350. Meryl Streep
351. Joanna Kramer
352. Sophie
353. Karen Silkwood
354. Molly Gilmore
355. Susan Traherne
356. Karen
357. Rachel Samstat
358. Helen Archer
359. Linda Chamberlain
360. Mary Fisher
361. Suzanne Vale
362. Julia
363. Madeline Ashton
364. Clara
365. Lee
366. Roberta Guaspari
367. Susan Orlean
368. Clarissa Vaughan
369. Abigail Adams
370. Hannah Pitt
371. Eleanor Shaw
372. Aunt Josephine
373. Lisa Metzger
374. Yolanda Johnson
375. Miranda Priestly
376. Joanna Silver
377. Lila Ross
378. Corrine Whitman
379. Corrine Whitman
380. Janine Roth
381. Donna
382. Sister Aloysius Beauvier
383. Julia Child
384. Mrs. Fox
385. Jane Adler
386. Margaret Thatcher
387. Kay
388. Violet Weston
389. The Witch
390. Him
391. Joe Rogan
392. Joe Camel
393. Joe Dimaggio
394. Joe Fresh
395. Joe Scarborough
396. Joe Cool
397. Joe Pesci
398. Cesar Chavez
399. Julius Caesar
400. Little Caesar
401. The Winklevoss twin who stands on the left
402. Taye Diggs
403. Morris Chestnut
404. Terrence Howard
405. Harold Perrineau
406. Eddie Cibrian
407. Sanaa Lathan
408. Nia Long
409. Regina Hall
410. Monica Calhoun
411. Melissa de Sousa
412. The Man Without a Face
413. The Man Who Wasn’t There
414. The Man From Snowy River
415. The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
416. The Man on the Moon
417. The man on the moon
418. The Man of Steel
419. The Man of La Mancha
420. The Man Who Knew Too Much
421. The Man Who Knew Too Little
422. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence
423. The Man In The Iron Mask
424. Juwanna Mann
425. Leslie Mann
426. Whatta Man
427. Crazy Pete
428. Old Man Marley
429. Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper
430. Untitled (Big Man)
431. Woody Allen
432. Woody Harrelson
433. Woody Woodpecker
434. Woody Guthrie
435. Woody the Cowboy
436. Buzz Lightyear
437. Buzz Aldrin
438. This BuzzFeed list
439. The whammy
440. That professor my friend dated in college despite the fact that I did not approve of the relationship
441. The silhouette of a man uglier than Benedict Cumberbatch
442. Usher
443. Ali Go
444. Bruno
445. Borat
446. Boris Karloff
447. Marla Sokoloff
448. Ron Howard
449. Andy Griffith
450. Maria Rainer
451. Captain Georg von Trapp
452. Elsa Schrader
453. Rolf Gruber
454. Liesl vonn Trapp
455. The Mother Abbess
456. Phonte Coleman
457. Her
458. Nelly Furtado
459. Nelly
460. Fergie
461. Gumby
462. That hot dad I accidentally flipped my hair into on the Q train three years ago
463. Most dads in the borough of Brooklyn
464. Your dad
465. Patty Mayonnaise
466. Apple Store Lady
467. Conan O’Brien
468. Conan the Barbarian
469. Xena Warrior Princess
470. The heart-eye Emoji
471. The sunglasses Emoji
472. The devil Emoji
473. The policeman Emoji
474. The heart-eye cat Emoji
475. The grandma Emoji
476. The pair of dancing ladies Emoji
477. The smiling poop Emoji
478. The guy who stole my iPhone 4
479. Nick Carter
480. Brian Littrell
481. Kevin Richardson
482. A.J. McLean
483. Howie Dorough
484. Justin Timberlake
485. Lance Bass
486. JC Chasez
487. Joey Fatone
488. Chris Kirkpatrick (gratuitous)
489. Gandalf the Grey
490. Frodo Baggins
491. Samwise Gamgee
492. Galadriel
493. Aragorn
494. Most hobbits
495. Tom Brady
496. Drew Bledsoe
497. Babe Parilli
498. The Fab Five (Michigan basketball edition)
499. The Fab Five (U.S. gymnastics edition)
500. Fab Five Freddy
501. Josh Lyman
502. C.J. Cregg
503. Donnatella Moss
504. Charlie Young
505. President Jeb Bartlet
506. Dr. Abby Bartlet
507. Zoey Bartlet
508. Toby Ziegler
509. Toby Ziegler’s dad
510. Leo McGarry
511. Them
512. Tinky Winky
513. Dipsy
514. Laa-Laa
515. Po
516. Noo-Noo
517. Sexy Tinky Winky
518. All of the women laughing alone with salad
519. All of the women struggling to drink water
520. Moe Howard
521. Curly Howard
522. Larry Fine
523. Roof guy
524. Spanky
525. Alfalfa
526. Darla
527. Stymie
528. Porky
529. Buckwheat
530. Butch
531. Woim
532. Waldo
533. Uh-huh
534. Mary-Kate Olsen
535. Ashley Olsen
536. Elizabeth Olsen
537. Uncle Jesse
538. Bob Saget
539. Bob Marley
540. Bob Dylan
541. Bob Hope
542. Bob Barker
543. Vanna White
544. Bob Ross
545. Bob Dole
546. Bob Costas
547. Bobby Orr
548. Bobby McFerrin
549. This
550. Keira Knightley
551. Keira Knightley’s lower lip
552. Sage Steele
553. Linda Cohn
554. Hannah Storm
555. Scott Van Pelt
556. This guy
557. Max Read
558. Them
559. Erykah Badu
560. Erika Christensen
561. Erica Mena
562. Eric Dane
563. The Prime Minister of Denmark
564. A cheese Danish
565. Nick Denton
566. Jonah Peretti
567. Chelsea Peretti
568. The Peretti dad, probably
569. Amy Poehler
570. Tina Fey
571. Rachel Dratch
572. Janeane Garofalo
573. Romy
574. Michele
575. Mary
576. Rhoda
577. Thelma
578. Louise
579. John Shankman
580. Doge
581. Kenan
582. Kel
583. Kelly Ripa
584. Kelly Clarkson
585. Gene Kelly
586. Cord Jefferson
587. That guy in corduroys from the Destiny’s Child song “Apple Pie a La Mode”
588. Lou Bega
589. Angela
590. Pamela
591. Sandra
592. and Rita
593. Rita Ora
594. Rita Levi-Montalcini
595. Rita Hayworth
593. Rita Wilson
594. Tom Hanks
595. Chet Haze
596. Chester Cheetah
597. Mr. Peanut
598. The yellow M&M
599. The red M&M
600. The orange M&M
601. The turquoise M&M
602. The green M&M
603. The guy who went on a date with the green M&M in that commercial
604. Flo
605. Flo Rida
606. Florida Senator Marco Rubio
607. Ricky Rubio
608. Ricki Lake
609. My first crush
610. My sixth grade crush
611. My seventh grade crush
612. My eighth grade crush
613. My ninth grade crush
614. My tenth grade crush
615. My eleventh grade crush
616. My twelfth grade crush
617. My freshman year crush
618. My sophomore year crush
619. My junior year crush
620. My senior year crush
621. My current crush
622. Steve from Dream Phone
623. Wayne from Dream Phone
624. Susan from Guess Who?
625. Them
626. Tony Hawk
627. Tony Soprano
628. Carmela Soprano
629. Meadow Soprano
630. AJ Soprano Jr.
631. Livia Soprano
632. Corrado Soprano
633. Dr. Melfi
634. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
635. Dr. Oz
636. Dr. Phil
637. Dr. Seuss
638. Dr. Dre
639. Dr. Kevorkian
640. Dr. Luke
641. Dr. Ruth
642. George Baker
643. Pierce Brosnan
644. Christopher Cazenove
645. Daniel Craig
646. Sean Connery
647. Timothy Dalton
648. Bob Holness
649. Michael Jayston
650. George Lazenby
651. Roger Moore
652. Barry Nelson
653. David Niven
654. Toby Stephens
655. The very idea of James Bond
656. Niall Horan
657. Zayn Malik
658. Liam Payne
659. Harry Styles
660. Louis Tomlinson
661. Lily Tomlin
662. Lily Allen
663. Johann Sebastian Bach
664. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, sans wig
665. Frédéric François Chopin
666. Satan
667. Wesley
668. Buttercup
669. Prince Humperdinck
670. Inigo Montoya
671. Fezzik
672. Vizzini
673. The Albino
674. Vladimir Putin on a horse
675. Vladimir Putin in a race car
676. Vladimir Putin doing karate
677. Vladimir Putin snorkeling
678. Vladimir Putin on a yacht
679. Vladimir Putin arm-wrestling
680. Vladimir Putin attempting to bend a frying pan with his bare hands and failing
681. Vladimir Putin on a snowmobile
682. Vladimir Putin driving a helicopter
683. Vladimir Putin holding a puppy
684. Vladimir Putin on a motorcycle
685. Vladimir Putin on a horse, but also shirtless
686. Vladimir Putin, generally
687. The guy at the wine store who doesn’t judge me when I ask for the “affordable” Sauvignon Blanc
688. Most wine mascots
689. Most Moscato mascots
690. Most mascots
691. Andre Leon Talley
692. Grace Coddington
693. David Remnick
694. Ariel Levy
695. Ariel
696. Daryl Hannah
697. Hannah Montana
698. Billy Ray Cyrus
699. Billy Ray Cyrus’s mullet
700. Her
701. Harry Potter
702. Hermione Granger
703. Hedwig
704. Sirius Black
705. Albus Dumbledore
706. Minerva McGonagall
707. Lord Voldemort in Book 6
708. Lord Voldemort in Book 3
709. Lord Voldemort in Book 1
710. Lord Voldemort in Book 7
711. Lord Voldemort in Book 4
712. Lord Voldemort in Book 5
713. Lord Voldemort in Book 2
714. Nagini
715. J.K. Rowling
716. Robert Galbraith
717. Happy Group Of Young Friends Watching Television And Supporting Their Team
718. This guy shredding guitar in a kilt
719. The Loch Ness Monster (Look 1)
720. The Loch Ness Monster (Look 2)
721. The Loch Ness Monster (Look 3)
722. The Loch Ness Monster (Look 4)
723. This guy pretending to pose in front of the Loch Ness Monster
724. Alan Cumming
725. Alan Rickman
726. Alan Alda
727. Agnetha Fältskog
728. Björn Ulvaeus
729. Benny Andersson
730. Anni-Frid Lyngstad
731. Björk
732. Björk dressed as a swan
733. Natalie Portman dressed as the Swan Queen
734. Mila Kunis dressed as the Black Swan
735. Most swans residing in public parks
736. A park ranger in New Mexico named Dave Popelka
737. Dave, Founder of Wendy’s
738. Wendy
739. The Hamburglar
740. Most hamburgers
741. This guy
742. This lady
743. Kelis’s milkshake
744. Kelis
755. Rihanna tho
756. Melissa Forde
757. The Ford Fiesta
758. The Daft Punk guy in the silver helmet
759. The Daft Punk guy in the gold helmet
760. Pharrell at 20
761. Pharrell at 40
762. Chad Hugo
763. A lot of men named Chad, unfortunately
764. Like this guy
765. Ed White
766. Edward White
767. Malcolm Read
768. Malcolm Gladwell
769. Malcolm In The Middle
770. Malcolm McDowell
771. A dowel rod
772. Janet Malcolm
773. Sandy Alderson
774. Sandy Dvore
775. Sandy Hawkins
776. Sandy who was Little Orphan Annie’s Dog
777. The Rihanna plane
778. Thomas Rogers
779. Rogers and Hart
780. Thomas Gibson
781. Thomas Dekker
782. Brooklyn Decker
783. Thomas Jane
784. Captain Janeway
785. Thomas Paine
786. Thomas Monson
787. Charlotte Ronson
788. Michael Tilson Thomas
789. Thomas Hart Benton
790. Thomas Brodie-Sangster
791. Brody from “Homeland” (pre-heroin)
792. Brody Jenner
793. Bruce Jenner
794. Bruce Banner
795. The dude who wrote Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer
796. #685, but if he also had a buzzcut
797. Bonnie Raitt
798. Bonnie Hunt
799. Your Bonnie lying over the ocean
800. Any mental image of any grizzly sea captain
801. A grizzly bear
802. Gordon the Fisherman from the fishstick boxes
803. Any beard
804. Her
805. Bill Nye
806. Your standard-issue classroom test tube
807. Tia Mowry
808. Tamera Mowry
809. The Flying Nun
810. Theodore Rex
811. Littlefoot
812. Petrie
813. Ducky
814. Cera
815. Michael Cera
816. Michael Caine
817. An anthropomorphic candy cane
818. An anthropomorphic anything
819. The green gargoyle from Gargoyles
820. A cloud that makes you say, “That looks like a man!”
821. A flibbertigibbet
822. A will-o’- the-wisp
823. Ronan Farrow
824. Frank Sinatra
825. Nancy Sinatra
826. The tall one in The Blue Man Group
827. The mouse from Ratatouille
828. Any person saying “Ratatouille”
829. Jesus, most likely
830. John the Baptist, definitely
831. Your neighbor
832. Your neighbor’s best friend
833. Your neighbor’s best friend’s father
834. Your neighbor’s best friend’s father’s mother
835. Your neighbor’s best friend’s father’s mother’s first boss
836. Him
837. Rock Hudson
838. Montgomery Clift
839. Katharine Hepburn
840. Sidney Poitier
841. Jigsaw
842. Michael Myers
843. Mike Myers
844. Denzel Washington
845. Kerry Washington
846. George Washington
847. Martha Washington
848. Martha Stewart
849. A cake made by Martha Stewart
850. A turkey made by Martha Stewart
851. A man Martha Stewart refers to as “The Enemy”
852. Kristen Stewart
853. One of these
854. Your reflection
855. Mulan’s reflection
856. The word “Handsome”
857. Teddy Roosevelt
858. Anyone on a horse
859. Jake Gyllenhaal
860. Maggie Gyllenhaal
861. Peter Sarsgaard
862. Alexander Skarsgard
863. Pitbull
864. A pitbull
865. Sam, an ugly dog voted the world’s ugliest dog in 2003, 2004, and 2005
866. Toucan Sam
867. Snap!
868. Crackle!
869. Pop!
870. The Pringles man
871. The Chips Ahoy! exclamation mark
872. An order of eggs benedict
873. An order of eggs florentine
874. An order of eggs, any style
875. Tim Gunn
876. Anna Gunn
877. Anything/anyone that goes by “Anna Banana”
878. The Chiquita lady
879. Carmen Sandiego
880. The ghost from Ghostwriter
881. Patrick Swayze’s ghost in Ghost
882. Patrick Swayze
883. A common household ghost
884. Casper the friendly ghost
885. Gaspar, Casper’s forgotten, unfriendly brother
886. G.I. Jane
887. G.I. Joe
888. Joe Blow
889. Joe Biden
890. Joe Budden
891. A cute button
892. A nice doilie
893. A happy little bush
894. A Richard Hole who goes by the name Dick, and is accordingly known by his close acquaintances as “Dick Hole”
895. Him
896. Her
897. The person nearest to you right now who is not Benedict Cumberbatch
898. The person farthest from you right now who is not Benedict Cumberbatch
899. Adam Frucci
900. Adam
901. Eve
902. The snake
903. Simon Cowell
904. Ryan Seacrest
905. Julianne Hough
906. Arianna Huffington
907. Marissa Mayer
908. John Mayer
909. Mayor Quimby
910. Jeff Probst
911. Jeff Bezos
912. An Amazon delivery drone with a smiley face drawn onto it
913. This
914. Julian Assange
915. Sandor “The Hound” Clegane
916. This
917. Adam Levine