“When the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were…

“When the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal”

A modern Cinderella story sings to us of devotion, adversity, appropriate footwear and Waffle House:

A couple was arrested Sunday (Nov. 3) in connection to having sex while drunk in the Waffle House parking lot in Loganville.

According to the Loganville Police report, an officer saw the woman and male engaging in the sexual act in the backseat of a Dodge truck at the 4752 Atlanta Highway establishment around 1:30 a.m. The car smelled strongly of alcohol.

The officer told the couple to get dressed and show him their licenses. While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger’s seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says.

But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

Our tale of cheeseburger heroicism ends, as so many others do, with an arrest for drunk in public.

[Loganville Patch, via Kirsten]