Sasheer Zamata and Nicole Byer Lurk Their Facebook Friends

The latest from the Pursuit of Sexiness web series finds Nicky and Sheer on a hunt through their friend group for “like a cute guy, someone I could like drunkly make out with and be awkward around.” They find a good-looking prospect: “I wanna suck the filling out of that Twinkie.” “I’d like to let the juice slide down my esophagus.” “I’d like to cut him into tiny pieces, like a chicken.”

Elsewhere in amusing girl-on-guy objectification, the Onion’s review of Catching Fire is great.