The Pitchfork Review Text Generator: “An effervescent eldritch murmur of arachnophobic pre-drone”

Brooklyn’s latest buzz band Dick Hole Mind Control just got Best New Music on Fake Pitchfork, who’s calling the Dick Hole Friday EP:

Alternately, a king-size orchard grove of outwardly introspective industrial-punk. A verdant limning of MSG-free pre-pop. A sublime dose of whistle-blowing political trance. This is terrific, I’ll be doing this all day. [Pitchfork Review Generator, h/t Bryce]