Sandra Bullock’s Guide to Picking Up Guys

“I learned the words because I liked this guy in high school and I was like, next time I go to that dance I’m gonna know every word, and I’m gonna make sure he sees me lip-syncing it, and I’m gonna catch his eye, and I’m gonna, like, say the words, and he’s gonna like me. And, sadly, it worked.”

-Sandra Bullock knows every word to “Rapper’s Delight.” (Queue future Neil deGrasse Tyson tweet: “1/2: Mysteries of #Gravity: Space is a vacuum and there is no sound. There’s no way the crush in question could hear her rap and thus the” “2/2: mission would surely fail.”)