If We Survive October We Can Have a Doomsday Sleepover Party in 2014

“[October] wasn’t, like, tragic. You just had to be careful. People are through the worst now, but late December is worse than October. I don’t know how I’m going to write about this, because I love the holidays. I’m worried about New Year’s Eve. I’m afraid that companies will cut back, people will lose their jobs, couples will fight because they don’t have enough money, people will drink more because of difficulties they’re facing…I want everyone to stay home that night and have a few friends over and even buy some air mattresses. It will be fun, like a sleepover.”

-There are just 13 days remaining in astrologist Susan Miller’s Month Of No Rewards, but it sounds like we have much more to look forward to. I’ll bring the popcorn and the zombie apocalypse Go Bag. Happy weekend! [Newsweek]