“Maybe I needed to prove that I’m wife material.

“Maybe I needed to prove that I’m wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches”

“ — and blog about it.”

Related: Wikipedia’s List of Sandwiches page (“this is a list of notable sandwiches,” it says, commandingly). Do we want to try a “hamdog” (a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty, deep-fried, then covered with chili, a few french fries, and a fried egg) or a German “Toast Hawaii” (a slice of toast with ham, a maraschino cherry in the middle of a pineapple slice, and cheese, grilled from above, so the cheese starts to melt)? Trigger warning: I just read that whole page.

[NYPost]