Mashups, Before DJs

• Ketchup and mustard on a hot dog

• Your first name and your last name

• M.A.S.H. the game but you played it in a hot air balloon

• M.A.S.H. the show but you watched it while puking

• Spitballs

• Smoothies

• These art museum gift shop pencils

• Groundhogs

• The Vitruvian Man

• Swamps

• Mashed potatoes but you ate them on the second floor of IKEA

• Inbreeding

• Homonyms

Previously: Drake’s Recipe for Pound Cake

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