The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Hairpin reader and programmer extraordinaire Lauren Hallden’s created a lorem ipsum-style text generator with dating profiles as the source of the word soup. Plug in the length you need (4 paragraphs, for example), and you’ll get:

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Myers-Briggs is pretty awesome On The Road making people laugh. If you’re still reading this open-minded I’m a big fan of Woody Allen someone who shares my sense of humor, recently moved back my beard passionate about chilling at a bar with friends grilling. I’m a big fan of sushi grab coffee or a drink my goofy smile I’m not good at filling out these things Neutral Milk Hotel.

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Family is very important to me Vampire Weekend just looking to have some fun if you like my profile. Ethiopian I’m a big fan of really hoppy beers The Daily Show only looking for something casual, Netflix Indian food it depends on the night local sports teams tattoos. Trying different restaurants beach days if you think we have something in common Portlandia happy hour glass half-full.

I’m a big fan of sushi grab coffee or a drink my goofy smile I’m not good at filling out these things Neutral Milk Hotel. This is brilliant. Splice a couple grafs and submit them to your poetry workshop, crib a few lines if you’re looking to regress your own OKCupid profile down to the mean, or forget about online dating altogether and just get direct with your whale watcher of choice.

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