“Men In Cat T-Shirts,” to the Tune of “Nights in White Satin”
Men in cat T-shirts, drinking beer in the sun
Loving the 2013 Sierra BrewFest, loving their fun
Lager from Tahoe, what’s this corporate Shock Top
Now they take a quick break, for their photo op
In cat T-shirts, in cat T-shirts, ohhh, in cat T-shirts!
They can drink all they want, for a mere thirty bucks
Pouring stops at six-thirty, and that kind of sucks
Still they’ve got three long hours which is plenty of time
To get drunk and show revelers how they prize the feline
In cat T-shirts, in cat T-shirts, ohhh, in cat T-shirts!
The glasses are small so they sample each kind
It’s just one afternoon, their lives won’t fall behind.
“I just love your cat T-shirt,” is music to their ears
And it grows ever sweeter with the addition of beers
These cat T-shirts! These cat T-shirts! Ohhh, these cat T-shirts!