Jay Pharoah, “I Am A Dog”

Jay Pharoah is a preternaturally accurate impressionist (here is a supercut of 50 of his characters, and his Kendrick Lamar at 1:25 of this video makes me cry joyful tears). This parody of Kanye West’s “I Am A God” is as good as you’d expect: “I’m starin at ya plate/ Beggin strips don’t taste like steak/ You wanna neglect me? Wanna neglect me?/ Well Imma chew ya shoes like they nonexistent!”