Goosebumps for Grown-Ups

by Holly Richmond

The Egg Harvest

Seriously, Has Anyone Seen My Checkbook?

The Armpit Lump

Dad Is Calling at 3 O’Clock in the Morning

I Left My ID at Home and My Flight Leaves in Half an Hour

Attack of the Ingrown Hairs

I Have a Caulking Gun and I AM Afraid to Use It, Now That You Ask

Return of the Fruitflies

Stay Out of the Basement, Because We Can’t Afford a New Washing Machine Right Now

Hunger-Induced Insomnia

My Tax Preparer Is a Fucking Wizard

Put Down that Speculum

Holly Richmond is afraid of most things, but especially drowning in an upside-down kayak. Sometimes she tweets.