A Woman’s Right to Booze
by Jane-Claire Quigley
Second Sex on the Beach
Susan Beer Anthony
Woman’s Libation
Shandy Day O’Connor
Cotes du Rhone Vs. Wade
Creme de 19th Amendment
A Rum of One’s Own
Sojourner Vermouth
Rosé the Riveter
Intrauterine Deviceroy
Pabst Smear
Pussy Rye-ot
International Women’s Daiquiri
Joan of Arc and Stormy
Vermouth Bader Ginsberg
Pimms Diva Cup
Judith Butlery Nipple
Our Toddies, Ourselves
All Heterosexual Triple-Sec is Rape
Equal IPA Act
Pickle-Back the Night
Mary Thom Collins
Female Condom Perignon
Bloody Mary Wollstonecraft
Morning After Pillsner
Glass Yuengling
A Woman Needs a Man(hattan) Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle
Jane-Claire Quigley is an underemployed freelance writer and editor who uses her Twitter [@notjaneclaire] to store puns she’s working on.