6-Second Loop of Woman with Broken Foot Scootering in Circles Around Jay-Z (Vine, 2013)

Jay-Z has been performing “Picasso Baby,” a track from Magna Carta Holy Grail, at Manhattan’s Pace Gallery for the past four hours or so. He’ll reportedly do it for six total, because of art. Marina Abramovich has been hanging out and dancing with him, and so have a lot of other famous people and not-famous people, and it seems like this will all eventually turn into a pretty music video some time soon. For now, though, this clip is really the only thing I’m interested in. Bold prediction: this woman will be the first and last human to pull off this move in world history.

Vine via @cedar.