Ways in Which Hashtags Will Further Ruin Your Facebook Feed

“Facebook, Inc is adopting the ‘hashtag,’ one of the most recognizable features of its younger rival Twitter, in a move to position its Web service as an important complement to television, sporting events and breaking news.” –Reuters, 12 June 2013

• Thanks for the birthday wishes! I’m officially the luckiest girl alive #thanks #birthday #wishes #officially #luckiest #girl #alive

• #HERE #WE #GO #BLACKHAWKS #hockey #sports #NHL #superfan #chicity #herewego

• What’s up with all the new #hashtags? #Hashtags are only funny on Twitter and then only when you use them ironically. #Boo #Facebook #your #hashtags #suck

• I always wonder who’s gonna really step up & be a man & make me happy & be about their shit… only God knows #independenttypeshyt #SkewlTomorrow

• M. Night Shyamalan ghostwrote She’s All That. #omg #daymade #morelikeMNightOMyGodUGhostwroteShe’sAllThat

• #DCA -> #JFK -> #LHR -> #HKG -> #SYD

• There simply aren’t words that adequately describe my need and desire to be out in the world again, #traveling, #participating, #doing, #creating, #healing. Now that I’ve reached the end of #gradschool, I’m so ready to #takealeap. This gal wasn’t designed for #strictboundaries. #letsgetit #blessed

• #Great #night with #friends, good #redwine, #NinaSimone on the #stereo, #roastpork on the #grill, #caramelizedonion and #goatcheese #tartlets to #snackon while we #wait and #Amy’s #famous #flourless #darkchocolate #cake

• #Roses from my #boo #roses #boo

• Up early at the parade with Cooper! He loved the #firetrucks. #kids #joy #family #beingamom #rememberhangovers?

• My #creditscore went up 27 points! Now that’s something to brag about! Forget #newshoes or a #fancycar! #winning #killinit #humblebrag #orjustabragidk

• Kyle and I just finished our first #triathlon. So #dead but feeling awesome. And it’s not even 10AM! Time for #brunch with my #babe.

• Picking up my #bestfriend from the airport tonight for #weddingweekend. I can’t believe we are old enough to be getting married!!! It was just yesterday we were swimming in her pool, playing on her tire swing, watching #TGIF, camping out, and driving Missy’s Jetta around town with the bass turned all the way up. #weddingweekend #timeflies #lovemygirls #isntitcrazyhowlike literallyeveryoneismarriednow #everyone #literally #everyone #literallyeveryone