Here Is a Two-Headed Turtle Named Thelma and Louise
From the San Antonio Express-News:
A two-headed turtle named Thelma & Louise is part of a quartet of Texas cooters (a freshwater species native to the state) that were born at the San Antonio Zoo on June 18.
Lacking a convertible, the freedom of the open road or the distraction of a young Brad Pitt, the bi-brained reptile will be on exhibit in the Friedrich Aquarium inside the zoo.
No way around it. You have to go through Texas to get there.
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