Five New Uses for the Bible
• Backup authority for decision to kick a 12-year-old girl off the football team and prevent “impure thoughts” in male teammates
• Re-enchantment for Scandinavia as a Norwegian bestseller now outpacing Fifty Shades of Grey
• Wellspring of strength during your televised 1,400-foot tightrope walk over the Grand Canyon
• Ammunition to approve new abortion restrictions in Texas that would shut down 37 of the 42 abortion clinics in the state
• Useful tool for Florida man to start a large, destructive fire inside Acura SUV