Daytime Booty Calls

by Mae Rice

1.

U still up

Yeah I mean I woke up 4 hours ago

So u just plow through the day like that
No naps before noon
That’s kinda hot 😉

Thanks

So you’re prob gonna be up for another like 12 hours huh

Yeah

That’s cool that’s like exactly half a day

I can’t really talk right now, I’m at work

2.

Where r u

At my desk

U wanna meet up

So like u would roll ur desk chair over here
And look at my comp screen

I guess
Ya that could be fun
I could see all your tabs 😉

I only have like three tabs open right now

Maybe we could open some new tabs together 😉

So like both of our hands would be on the mouse at once

Ya on top of each other
Or u hold the mouse + I pull the cord part

Idk, maybe later

3.

Cvome overrrrrrtrrrrrr

I can’t right now, I’m on a deadline
R u drunk
It’s like 2 pm

Heh lil bit

I thought you’d be at work right now
At Google

Heh I don’t work at google
I work ON google

…

So I like google cool stuff
At my house
I just googled Montana

What why

Idk maybe cuz it’s the FOURTH BIGGEST STATE IN THE FRIKKIN COUNTRY
It’s hugeeeeee
Like me 😉 :-*

So you get paid to get drunk and Google huge stuff

Heh no it’s more of an uh
Unpaid internship
If u catch my drift

Is that a sex thing

No I am just not paid at all
But I pretend I work at google at bars
Hey so r u here yet

[no response]

Mae Rice enjoys eating tacos, gchatting with Mel, and watching The Voice like it is her job.