“The tragedy of Obama’s presidency is that he’s too much of a Ravenclaw and not enough of a…

“The tragedy of Obama’s presidency is that he’s too much of a Ravenclaw and not enough of a Gryffindor.”

by The DC Hairpinners

HUFFLEPUFF
Joe Biden
Jimmy Carter
Bo Obama*
Buddy Clinton*

RAVENCLAW
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama

SLYTHERIN
Dick Cheney
Hillary Clinton (“the good kind of Slytherin”)
Socks Clinton**

GRYFFINDOR
Rahm Emanuel
Nancy Pelosi
Bill Clinton

SQUIB
George W. Bush

DEMENTOR
Newt Gingrich

TROLL
Glenn Beck

REPUBLICAN PARTY’S PATRONUS
Ronald Reagan

HORCRUX
Mitt Romney

MITT ROMNEY’S HOUSE-ELF
Paul Ryan

* All dogs are Hufflepuffs.
** All cats are Slytherins.

While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore