“The tragedy of Obama’s presidency is that he’s too much of a Ravenclaw and not enough of a…
By The Hairpin May 1, 2013
“The tragedy of Obama’s presidency is that he’s too much of a Ravenclaw and not enough of a Gryffindor.”
by The DC Hairpinners
HUFFLEPUFF
Joe Biden
Jimmy Carter
Bo Obama*
Buddy Clinton*
RAVENCLAW
Barack Obama
Michelle Obama
SLYTHERIN
Dick Cheney
Hillary Clinton (“the good kind of Slytherin”)
Socks Clinton**
GRYFFINDOR
Rahm Emanuel
Nancy Pelosi
Bill Clinton
SQUIB
George W. Bush
DEMENTOR
Newt Gingrich
TROLL
Glenn Beck
REPUBLICAN PARTY’S PATRONUS
Ronald Reagan
HORCRUX
Mitt Romney
MITT ROMNEY’S HOUSE-ELF
Paul Ryan
* All dogs are Hufflepuffs.
** All cats are Slytherins.
While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore