Happy 15% Off Seamless Day

Well, today you can take 15% off your next Seamless order, until 3 a.m. tomorrow morning (use code gimme15). Or if you order from Seamless more than once a day, maybe it’ll be your next-next order. There must be some kind of cocktail of reasons for why certain people spend so much time looking at Seamless menus online. Do other people do this, too? The main reason I used to leave my house was to buy things I’d then bring back and consume, but Seamless eliminates even this need. Thank you, Seamless. Seamless taught me. Seamless taught me.