And the World’s Top 10 New Species Are…

“A glowing cockroach, a monkey with a blue behind, and a meat-eating sponge,” among others.
A glowing cockroach, a monkey with a blue behind, and a meat-eating sponge walk into a bar. “What is this, a 2012 new-species get-together?” the bartender says. “Yes,” the three say in unison.