Two Unrelated Statements

“Then I went through 29 years of her life and it hit me that here’s this woman that was once a young girl and this is every girl’s dream to find their prince and find their king and to have that fairytale that a young girl has and then grows into a woman, and then it hit me I went, ‘And I’m that man.’ “
 — Oh, Matthew McConaughey. That is a really strange formulation!

“Seems to me like this research says not that women prefer large penises but rather they prefer not to look at small penises.”
 — A commenter with an eye for scientific detail on an Atlantic Wire post about penile research.