Seriously Primo Stuff

“For anyone tired of reading already, if you’re not prepared to part with a minimum of $10k for some of the collection, don’t bother me. If you want to see the alphabetized list, contact me and I will supply it to you. You and I know that cd’s still cost $14.99 or so so don’t expect me to part with primo stuff for your lowball offer. I have no intention of “giving it away” to some guy who buys boxes of Flock of Seagulls, new wave or any crap like that. This is the good stuff. I’d rather donate it to a college radio station or veteran’s group or simply have my family dump them in my casket with me when I die (that’s sounding real good right now!) than get screwed over.”
 — Do you have ten thousand dollars and a wish to own a bunch of CDs? Maybe he’ll throw in the hutch for free, he seems like he would enjoy some good-natured haggling.