Last Night’s ‘Girls’

…Wasn’t the most popular episode that’s ever aired. In happier news, though, did anyone else finally watch all 13 hours of House of Cards in one weekend? And does anyone else want to talk about House of Cards for the rest of time? As a jumping-off point, here are the 15 hottest House of Cards characters, in order of hotness.

15. President Garrett Walker

14. Edward Meechum

13. Linda Vasquez

12. Doug Stamper

11. Zoe Barnes

10. Rachel Posner

9. Jeanine Skorsky

8. Christina Gallagher

7. Carly Heath

6. Adam Galloway

5. Lucas Goodwin

4. Gillian Cole

3. Remy Danton

2. Claire Underwood

1. Peter Russo