Breaking News Round-Up

Lisa Hanawalt is lazy and untalented and bad, but only today.

So, you’d like to donate your body to science…

“I am Mary MacLane: of no importance to the wide bright world and dearly and damnably important to me.”

Go on, make Mark Bittman proud of you.

In case you wondered, this is the guy who invented the equals sign.

Gather round, Canadians and Canadian allies: we’re gonna talk some shit about Rob Ford.

“The effects of revealing one’s private life has been a subject of controversy in France since author Serge Doubrovsky wrote his 1989 “autofiction” The Broken Book. His wife drank herself to death after reading the manuscript.”

Need more edgy post-feminist pitches, get going.

When you first started watching Justified, did you imagine that some day you’d be thinking: “Man, that Boyd Crowder knows how to treat a woman right?”