Breaking News Round-Up

Woman struggles to drink enough water, but has the single best-looking gym updo ever seen. Do you see how that one piece frames her face?

Live-in boyfriend of five years sucks. Girlfriend who kisses cat loves cat. Carolyn Hax continues to be more grown-up than anyone else in the world.

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle were dating! But now they are not.

[Iron Ore] Miner’s Daughter

Ben Greenman on Jason Molina.

The end of Enlightened.

Man who used to host Fear Factor doesn’t understand that trans women are women.

Gates McFadden does things with her action figure on Tumblr.

Retract the headline all you want; Orson Scott Card doesn’t like gay people.

Get it together, legs.

“Top of the Lake isn’t like that. So you should be watching it.”