Breaking News Round-Up
In your last daily Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel update (until Bledel bears a series of azure-eyed children for Kartheiser), he practiced proposing to her with Elisabeth Moss and Jessica Paré. Also, they call him “Vinny.”
I read a lot of John Donne while the site was down (not really, but what WAS that? malware, apparently!), and this is the best. I mean, it does cast apersions on your virtue, though.
Laurie Metcalf is getting a new comedy series on HBO, and it is about time. Aunt Jackie for ever!
Well, bless their little hearts.
“You and me chasing paper…”
“editor’s note: i’m normally into galaxy print, even though every plus size galaxy print thing is made out of some kind of non-breathable crotch-suffocating nightmare cloth, but this one looks like she’s wearing a green blouse in front of a green screen on the set of a star wars prequel.
— WTF, Plus Size Clothing Manufacturers?
Get another job, hippies.
Splash and Smash on the same nights, everyone.
The dragon animation looked a lot better when you were children, but Helen Reddy is just the same.
Are you watching The Americans? It is incredible. It’s, like 20% spies and 80% super-dramatic marriage. Someone make an amazing Keri-Russell-in-The–Americans fan vid to “Short Skirt/Long Jacket. Go.