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“Bonnie Hammer, chairwoman of NBC’s cable group, described the new network as ‘an upscale Bravo for men,’ which sounds great until you realize that Bravo is a trashier-than-it-used-to-be network with a female slant. So the comment is roughly like calling the new entity ‘a nonmusic CMT for Northerners.’ Not very enlightening.”
— Our long national nightmare is over; men are getting a television channel.