First Pages of Fake Lifetime Movies: ‘The Triumph’

By February 19, 2013

by Bobby Finger

Previously: ‘New Pope, New Love’

Bobby Finger is sorry for laughing at all the unfortunate passengers aboard the Carnival Triumph.

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