How Did I Get Here [to This Weird Astrology Site]?

Do you ever find yourself somewhere strange on the internet, and you can’t remember what led you there until hours later you circle back to an article you’d opened what seems like days ago, and rereading the sentence you left off at makes the pieces fall sadly back together? Or: It’s amazing how quickly I can read “She was Scorpio skinny; I’m Cancerian round” and Google “astrology physical traits” to be wading through sites like this, this, this, and, this, which all feel a little like the lost souls in Ursula’s cave. And I couldn’t find anything good anyway.