Friday Bargain Bin: The B Stands For…

Heart It Initial Necklace, $9.99 (was $16)
Bertha, Dorcas, Hester, Kitty, Mildred, Nancy, and Rhoda: you’re in luck. The rest of you? Better luck next sale.

Annabelle’s Pink Dip-Dye Wig, $49.11 (was $70.16)
Here’s a way to try out that new hair we were talking about the other day without frying your head off. Purple and blue are also on sale.

Embroidered Frame Duvet Cover, $69.99 (was $149)
This is the kind of duvet cover you see on some fancy person’s bed and you’re all, “What, did you steal this from the St. Regis hotel in Nantucket or something? I wouldn’t even know if they have a St. Regis hotel in Nantucket.”

Maternity Dandy Necklace Tee, $35 (was $72)
C’mon, you knew this was coming. I’m finding Topshop’s maternity shit isn’t THAT much bigger in the belly area than regular clothes. The main difference is length. Do with that what you will.

Olivewood Double Salt Keeper, $34.96 (was $59.95)
I keep wanting to pick up some cute pink or black salt but then, you know, where’m I gonna put it? And if it’s just locked away in the cupboard, what’s the point? OH! Randome aside: It’s my birthday in a few weeks.

Lily Lace Dress, $59.99 (was $168)
All sale items at Madewell are an extra 40% off and ship for free with code LOVE40.

Connor Les Petits “So Fly” Card Set, $10 ($25)
I’m not sure what these are, but it’s not like I had a choice, you guys!

Ciate Sequined Manicure Kit, $13 (was $19)
Imagine the hell one must go through to remove this junk, and then buy it anyway.

Asos Blazer With Studs, $60.51 (was $114.01)
Now that you’ve found shells what are you gonna do… with the-emmmm?

Mid-Century Sofa, $249.99 (was $599)
Yeah, go ahead and think that you’d rather search a bunch of local thrift stores and antique shops for an authentic mid-century piece like this, but when you consider that you haven’t yet and you’ve been in that apartment for A YEAR NOW, plus the real ones are like $500, at least, plus bed bugs? Goodnight and good luck. (This could also double as a single bed if you remove the back cushions. And now you have a guest room!)

My favorite shoe designer in the land, Sigerson Morrison,which I can never afford, is having an “up to 70% off” sale.
There are too many good ones to choose from for a little over $100. Just go there and see for yourself.