#6, Hart Bochner

All we want for Christmas is an annotated, illustrated list of the fifty hottest male* television actors that is not a slideshow. And, hey, look, it’s Christmas morning. (Usual warning about underwear banner ads, also shirtless male TV actors and sexual puns about standing at attention.)

*If you are looking for vaguely NSFW images of FEMALE television stars, you have probably not been looking that long because that is everywhere.