All Vaguely-Russian Fall Collections Are Alike

Banana Republic has launched a new line inspired by Joe Wright’s upcoming film adaptation of Anna Karenina, starring Keira Knightley.

1. Yes, there are fake fur hats.

2. No, there are no wet, blood-soaked purses lying next to the models.

3. Yes, this is the look you would choose if you wanted to tail your wife and her lover.

4. No, we do not yet know if various outfits will be called “The Vronsky,” “The Karenin,” “The Kitty,” etc.

5. Yes, one of the male models is toting a messenger bag, no doubt filled with compromising letters.