Yo, This is a Bad Picture of Wallace Shawn Eating Salad

All around us, the nation is celebrating the 25th anniversary of the film adaptation of William Goldman’s The Princess Bride. (Mandy Patinkin, holla!)

Anyway, you know how there’s that place in the novel where Goldman says he’s left a scene out because it’s too sexually explicit? I met a kid whose parents read the novel to each other on their honeymoon (awww), and then wrote Goldman a letter asking for the missing scene, and he promptly sent them a gorgeous chunk of pure smut in response. Which is sweet! And you can probably receive it here.