The Void Is Staring Across You

If you’re having A Day, please immediately read the Wikipedia entry for “The Universe,” because, whoa, you guys, what the hell is the universe? Seriously! WHAT DO YOU THINK THE UNIVERSE IS? Or reality? Is it inside a snow globe or what? Turtles all the way down?

Let’s discuss it quickly, figure it out once and for all, and then go back to never thinking about it at all, ever. Taylor Swift and John Mayer, etc. Opaque tights. Carbohydrates. J.K. Rowling wants quote approval. “The Hobbit” is three movies. Eric Clapton is Dog.